Tuesday, October 16, 2007

BO

Greetings!
Welcome to this message.

If you were given a link to this page by a co-worker, friend, loved one or just an aquantance brace yourself. There is no nice way to say this so we will just blurt it out. YOU HAVE BAD BODY ODOR!

Sometimes this condition is know as BO. If you think about it everyone has BO, but some people's BO is pleasing to others while people like yourself's BO is somewhat repugnant. The term BO should really be BBO for BAD BODY ODOR, but for whatever reason BO is the term used by the society in which we live.

According to Wikipedia..."Bromhidrosis or body odor (also called bromidrosis, osmidrosis and ozochrotia) is the smell of bacteria growing on the body. These bacteria multiply considerably in the presence of sweat, but sweat itself is almost totally odourless. Body odor is associated with the hair, feet, groin (upper medial thigh), anus, skin in general, armpits, genitals, pubic hair, and mouth."

Friend, we have no way of knowing which of these areas is your area of concern. It is completly possible that this is not a hygene problem at all. An individual's body odor is also influenced by diet, gender, genetics, health, medication, and mood. However, let's be honest, an extra shower, a stick of Right Guard, a bottle of perfume would not be that much to ask.

Please know that the person who sent you to this message could not bring himself/hefself to speak to you about this face to face, because may be just as embarising for them as it is for you.
If the person who sent this too you was a boss or co-worker, the situation can clearly be taken care of. If however, you were sent to this message by a boyfriend or girlfriend, think about Match.com or someother form of web dating. Odor has not been know to wreck online relationships.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

We need to breakup!

Hi welcome to this post. If you are reading this because a "loved one" sent you a link here, please sit down.

As it turns out the guy or girl you have been dating no longer wants to see you anymore. They really did enjoy the good times that you have had, but it is time to move on. Take comfort in knowing that it is not your fault. Think about it this way, if the person you have been dating can't even take the time to call you or break up in person and they resort to sending you to a web page to do the dirty work ... is this really someone you want to spend the rest of your life with?

We at Never Tell Anyone Anything wish you a speedy recovery process. Don't waste too much time on transitional people, jump back into the game as soon as you can. Our condolences if the person who just dumped you was good looking.

Monday, May 29, 2006

The post that inspired this site

At one time or another, surely everyone sees something on the Internet that annoys them to no end. I found something this past month in a post for http://thanksno.com. This is a site to "help" everyone by giving you an easy way to blow off all of your friends and family that send you email you don't want.

My advise to everyone is that if a friend or family sends you email you don't want, you would be better off by pressing the delete button on your email than to "thoughtfully" send them to Thanks.No.. What person who forwards a humorus story on to a friend wants to hear "Gosh, you are annoying me"?

I think the idea is idiotic. Use the Internet to handle those interpersonal chores you can't bring yourself to do. However, that page sure made its way around the Internet a few weeks back.

If people are so weak as to not be able to talk to friends and family, how many other topics must they need help on? We will be posting as many helpful messages as possible in this spot.

The following is the original inspiration post...


Thanks. No.



Hi. The person who sent you this link is a friend who likes you a lot but who wants you to respect their email address, their privacy, and their time.

Chances are, this person asked you to visit this page because you did one of these things:

  • Forwarded a funny story, a virus warning, or a photo that you enjoyed
  • Sent email to lots of people using the “To:” line (instead of the “BCC:” line), thereby exposing your friend's email address to strangers
  • CC’d your friend unnecessarily on something you had sent primarily to someone else
You’re not a bad person, and no one hates you, but it would be valuable to learn the very personal preferences of your friends, family members, and co-workers before including them in unrequested email or choosing to expose their private address to people they don’t know.

Thanks for understanding, and if this same thing ever happens to you, feel free to reply to an email you don’t want by pasting this in:

Hi there, beloved friend of this email recipient:


Please visit http://thanksno.com/

Because this person likes getting personal messages from you, but doesn’t want any more email like this, please.

Love,
ThanksNo.com




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